Thursday, July 30, 2015

Cavalry and Calvary

          
           English is stupid. That is a direct and oft-repeated quote from my best friend, and while I’m not sure I agree with him, I do admit that English is at least frustrating. Homonyms, homophones, sloughs and doughs and roughs: all bewildering to foreigners everywhere. But that’s not really what this is about. We are not here to discuss and lament the vagaries of our mother tongue.  In order to get to the original germ of this idea—the mustard seed of this post—we must hop in the nearest DeLorean and go back a bit. Say somewhere around the fall of A.D. 1997, in Germany.

I was six or so then, and was bouncing around the apartment doing something I always thoroughly enjoyed: singing. At that particular moment, it was the old Baptist hymn, “At Calvary.” So I chirped away with gusto, building volume as I neared the chorus: “…knowing not it was for me He died, at caaavaaaalryyyy!” Really, a natural mistake. To someone who knew his father was with an Army cavalry unit and whose favorite toy was a group of Playmobile Old West Cavalrymen, what other word was there?

But my father happened to be in the vicinity. “Actually, son, it’s cal-vary. Cav-alry is on horses. Cal-vary is the hill outside Jerusalem where Jesus died, also called Golgotha.”

Ah, my young mind thought. Well, I feel sheepish. That’s really close to the same. Funny. Oh well, life is short. Back to singing!

But the odd coincidence stayed with me.

Nearly twenty years later, I still like cavalry. One of my favorite movie phenomena, as a matter of fact, involves cavalry. Everyone knows that in a western, one of the good old ones, that when the wagon train is on its last wheels and the Indians are about to triumph—the bugle blows, the flag flutters, and the cavalry rides up to save the day. I call any moment when someone shows up—unexpectedly and out of the blue—to save the day a Cavalry Moment. Usually it’s not the main character, and if it is, he’s not the main character in that particular scene. Sometimes it’s a character you only see that one instance, here and then gone. But the day would be lost without them.

Why do these situations give us chills? Why does the adrenaline rush when some person or group—often before unseen for the entirety of the story—swoop in and tip the scales?

I believe God—who Authored authors, after all—built it in. After all, He executed the ultimate Cavalry Moment. A penniless carpenter being crucified like a robber on a hill turned out to be the salvation of the entire world. Which hill, because English is stupid, turned out to be named Calvary. Just ‘cause it could. I love God’s quirky plot twists.

Merely for fun, here are my top ten Cavalry Moments in cinema. They all still give me chills even after years of seeing some of them happen every time I watch that film.

10. Movie: Stagecoach. This is the one that almost birthed the cliché, as it were. The cavalry rides up and saves the passengers of our eponymous transport from destruction. Charge!

9. Rio Bravo. At the final gunfight, when Stumpy (Walter Brennan) shows up after being left behind and keeps John Wayne from being surrounded. Heh, heh!

8. The Longest Day. When Capitaine Philippe Kieffer of the Free French Commandos manages to show back up with a Sherman tank, with a big ol’ 75mm gun.

7. The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey. When the Dwarves show up to rescue Bilbo from being roasted. Not in the book, but I liked it anyway. It made the Company cool all of a sudden.

6. Superman Returns. Okay, fairly lousy movie, but that shot of Superman flying in front of the minigun bullets to save the guard made it all worth it!

5. Star Wars. When Han flies out of the sun and blows a TIE to smithereens, literally saving Luke’s tail. Really, how many people get to startle Darth Vader?

4. The Avengers. Loki is about to kill that old German man in Stuttgart merely to emphasize a point, and we all think he’s going to get away with it. Until somebody with a red, white, and blue shield drops in…

3. Guardians of the Galaxy. Star-lord and the Ravagers are attacking Ronan’s warship. But there’s too much incoming fire. There’s no way that they can make it—but then the Nova Corps shows up. Classic.

2. Facing the Giants. Okay, I know everyone is going, “Huh?” But I count David’s dad standing in the end zone, encouraging his son, as a Cavalry Moment. That’s love, right there. And the win wouldn’t have happened without him, right?

1. Star Trek. You know, the new one, with Chris Pine. Spock is in the small Vulcan ship, charging straight at Nero. He knows fully well that the massive number of torpedoes coming at him spell out his doom, and he is resigned to it. Then the Enterprise comes out of warp and in a beautiful display of firepower takes out all the incoming weaponry. I like that ship. You know, it’s exciting!

 

No, I didn’t forget. In a class all of its own stands my final favorite, the queen of the lot, the one that makes use of this trope so often but never dulls it. Its author, J.R.R. Tolkien, remains the only person who can give me that “chill down the spine” sensation merely from reading the printed word. I salute his genius, and awareness of the way the world is made that let him write so well.

0.       The Return of the King. Whether it be Sam carrying Frodo, Aragorn coming off of the ships, Boromir defending Merry and Sam, or that great charge of six thousand spears riding to Sunlending and death, this remains the one to beat. Forth, Eorlingas!

Thanks for coming along my trip down adrenaline lane. If I missed one of your favorites, sound off in the comments. Maybe I’ll have to add something to my watch list. And remember when you hear them blow the Charge that Calvary, not cavalry, gave us the greatest moment ever.