Thursday, November 24, 2022

The Tyranny of Thanksgiving

Why bother?

 

A glance around my Facebook feed this morning produced some sharp contrasts.

There were all the usual suspects, rounded up and smiling: professional family portraits, amateur shots of glowing landscapes, pictures of pies galore. Most were captioned with some permutation of the word “thankful.”

Then there were the others. Quotidian. Candid.

“Just having stress-free cereal and playing Minecraft this morning because it’s what we like to do.”

“I used to try to do all the fixings, but this year I’m just doing what I like.”

“I’m going out for Chinese food.”

“The stress of the turkey fixings is on its last gasp in society. I just don’t care enough to bother anymore.”

“I made my pumpkin pie on Tuesday. Why wait?”

Why wait, indeed? In a society that can have anything at any moment, what value is there in being forced to mark special days off with food and feasting and fellowship? Isn’t it all just a bunch of unnecessary bother and work? And believe me, I know the sort of work Thanksgiving involves. You have to travel. You have to dress up, or clean up, or shut up about politics, or step up and volunteer to make the yeast rolls (even though you have two kids with the sniffles at home). Your mother interrupts your precious day off of school and demands that you hand-peel twenty pounds of damp potatoes. You have to plot and plan how to use the oven for days ahead of schedule—and then it breaks. Why put up with all those demands? Why put up with the tyranny of Thanksgiving expectations—familial, edible, or personal? Can’t we all just sit at home and eat Chinese in peace? 

Sunday, November 20, 2022

Book of the Month October 2022: De Doctrina Christiana


 

You know, someone really needs to paint a good portrait of Augustine of Hippo that doesn't involve A) a miter or B) a flaming heart. One can only take so much Roman iconography, after all, but there doesn't really appear to be a viable alternative amongst the vast resources of the Googles.

But aside from the fact that he's been the subject of a rather terrible set of portraits, the man has a distinguished track record. Writing October's Book of the Month would be an example. While hardly known at all today compared to his even greater works Confessions and City of God, this was a key text for many men in the medieval period, such as Cassiodorus Senator.

De Doctrina Christiana (translated as either "On Christian Teaching" or "On Christian Doctrine") was composed in two major chunks: the first was finished about 397 A.D., and the last book was finally added about thirty years later. In it, Augustine set out to provide the reader with the knowledge necessary to understand and teach the Scriptures. Beginning with his famous distinction between things to be enjoyed (only God) and things to be used (everything else) he lays out a path that leads to wisdom. One major step on that journey is knowledge, and most human knowledge is gained though signs (such as, say, letters). Thus Augustine lays the groundwork for both medieval literary accumulation (particularly in the monasteries) and modern semiotics. [For a fascinating fusion of the two, see Eco's The Name of the Rose] He then proceeds to attempt to adjust the rhetorical training of his pagan career with Christianity's needs, leading to his famous "plundering the Egyptians" metaphor that is itself often plundered by the modern classical movement.

This was most fascinating to take in parallel with Benedict's Rule for Monasteries, although that will probably wind up being a separate post someday. Suffice to say I think there's some interesting connections in there, particularly about holiness, literature, and learning.

If you're interested in classical rhetoric or education, definitely take a look at this one. Just make sure to find a good guide--there's a lot flying under the surface of this text.

Monday, November 14, 2022

The Myth of the Silent Majority

 

It turns out all the assumptions of the Conservative political project were built on sand.

For years, the “normal folks” assumed that the small-town America of the 1980s was still lurking, unseen, around the corner. That when the crazies (on either end of the spectrum) raised one flag too many, pushed a little too hard, or assumed a bit too much, the “Silent Majority” would rise up and toss them all out. That A-mericuh—Land of the Red, White, AND Blue—would resume its customary sanity and we could all go back to normal. That folks just wouldn’t stand for any more of that s---.

They were wrong.

Monday, October 31, 2022

Commonplaces--October 2022


“In an orator, however, we must demand the subtlety of the logician, the thoughts of the philosopher, a diction almost poetic, a lawyer’s memory, a tragedian’s voice, and the bearing almost of the consummate actor. Accordingly no rarer thing than a perfected orator can be discovered among the sons of men. For attributes, which are commended when acquired singly, and that in modest degree, by other craftsmen in their respective vocations, cannot win approval when embodied in an orator unless they are all assembled in perfection.”—Cicero, De Oratore I.xxviii


“Yet assuredly endeavors to reach any goal avail nothing unless you have learned what it is which leads you to the end at which you aim.”—Ibid., I.xxix

“For to my mind he is no free man, who is not sometimes doing nothing.”—Ibid., II.vi

Those Thirsty for the Water of Life

Rev 21:6 “And he said to me, “It is done! I am the Alpha and the Omega, the beginning and the end. To the thirsty I will give from the spring of the water of life without payment. The one who conquers will inherit all things, and I will be his God and he will be my son.”

Lord, you are the one seated on the throne, both in the heavens above and in each of our hearts. You are the great gift-giver, whose gifts are trustworthy and true. Some of those gifts are harder to bear; some of them press us down with pains and sorrows and worries and doubts. Help us to remember that we are given these things because we need them—that we may not grow fat and lazy and forget you, as your people so often have. If we are your heirs, your sons in Christ, than we have your ear. Give it to us now.

We lift up those thirsty for the water of life. Without it, our flimsy flesh breaks down with cancer, failure, sickness, and pain. We pray for all those who are dealing with such things, and ask for a sip of healing in this life, that they may have a sweet taste of the world to come, where they can drink deeply and without payment. Especially we pray for the Flickners and Tristan, that you would not test them beyond what they can bear, but quickly bring them the cool draughts of the river of life.



We lift up those who go out to conquer. Each of us has many trials coming this week—trials we are ignorant of until they leap upon us with outstretched claws. Help us to rely on your strength, your armor, and your tactics in our battles! Give Paula Nadreau and the Madsens peace and victory as they go out to capture immortal souls among the nations; far from home but not from their Captain. Give our expectant mothers and church officers peace and victory as they build immortal souls from the ground up. Give those in the training camps of our schools, college, and ministries peace and victory as they build warriors for Christ one idea at a time. Do not let them grow weary in doing good work. And give the civil realm peace where ever your people gather, that they may do all this without distraction.

We know we do not ask this in vain, for you are the Alpha and the Omega, the Beginning and the End, and you have promised to have us inherit all things. Nothing can stand against such a promise, for we have it written down in a sure word, and even our pains and doubts cannot block it out.

Amen

[Given at King's Cross, Reformation Sunday, Oct. 30th, A.D. 2022]

Monday, October 24, 2022

A Commonplace Against Those Who Take the Lord's Name in Vain

 [Composed as an example of the exercise for my writing students. The "commonplace" gave a student the skills to manipulate an audience's pathos, or emotions, and provided training for conclusions of full speeches]



[Prooemion] Christians are called to use our words with care, honor, and respect. This applies clearly to the name of God, our Maker and Creator.

[Contrast with the opposite]

We serve a God who does not merely use words, but is the Word Himself, whose name is the foundation of all existence. He has given that name to his greatest creation, mankind, and he has told us to carry it with honor in the third of the Ten Commandments. Those who follow Him in this will be blessed in both word and deed. Their words will be precious pearls, found in the least likely places.

[Expansion]

Who, then, are those who break this commandment? They are men, women, boys and girls, who take the most sacred word known to humanity—the one God gave us to represent himself—and trample it in the dirt. Taking the Lord’s name in vain is not only the frivolous use of cursing, bringing the name of God out to cover a stubbed toe or a hammered thumb. This is evil, but it is not the highest evil under this commandment. No, it may be seen in anyone who claims to bear the name of the Son of God, a Christ-ian (or we may say a “little Christ”) who does not live every moment as though this was true. This is hypocrisy, high-handed lying about God; the kind of lying that men do even while claiming to be one His people. Any man who does not tell the whole truth about who God is (and who he is) every second, of every day, is a breaker of this commandment: a blasphemer! They are sinners, and not small sinners, but sinners flirting with hell-fire itself.

[Comparison with something less bad]

A thief is a terrible thing. He uproots prosperity and strikes at the very pillar of civilization. But one who takes God’s name in vain is often far more guilty than any thief ever could be. A thief steals from men; a blasphemer steals from God. A thief may commit his crime at most a few times in a day; a blasphemer’s every word may betray him. A thief’s crime is easily measured, but who can quantify a personal slight against the infinite Ruler of Heaven and Earth and all within them?

[Maxim]

Few men will dare to insult a great man in his presence. But thousands easily scoff at the vast majesty and glory of God; they speak words with no thought of their meaning or outcome. What else can this be but true madness? As Cicero said, “What so effectually proclaims the madman as the hollow thundering of words—be they never so choice or resplendent—which have no thought or knowledge behind them?” And what else can be uttered in frustration and anger, empty of meaning? This is truly the path of the insane, chasing death and destruction not just with their feet but with their tongues.

[Wicked Intent/Origin]

Of course, their wicked path may have started long before this moment. A high-handed blasphemer does not wake up one day and decide to curse God to His face. They sin gradually, first becoming content with not telling the whole truth, but only part of it. They tell themselves they are doing it to help others, to spare them pain, to shield them from “the real truth.” Then they move on to deliberately obscuring their words and actions. They grow in deception and darkness with every lie about God they utter. Finally, they become true hypocrites, vipers with poison under their tongues, the sort all Christians should fear becoming!

[Rejection of Pity]

So often we hear that this is “just a little sin.” Using the Lord’s name in vain is “just an accident” or “a tiny habit” or “an unfortunate slip-up.” These people ask us to excuse them because their sin is so small. But is this what God thinks? Hear what he says: “You shall not take the Name of the Lord your God in vain, for the Lord will not hold anyone guiltless who misuses His Name.” If God will not absolve them, if He considers it important enough to list before murder and adultery, than who are we to pity and ignore this fault? We must stand against these blasphemers with all the strength we can muster!

[Final Appeal]

We condemn those who take the Lord’s name in vain because it is just; the Lord Himself wrote it into his law. He does not change, and so why should we by ignoring this fault? Further, it is most beneficial to the health of the Body, for squashing this sin early will prevent many others from fouling our churches, the beautiful Bride of Christ. If we do not wish for murder or covetousness to be our topics of conversation, then we must begin with our smaller words and actions; we must live as those marked with the insignia of Jesus: bread and wine and water. It is appropriate for us to do this—for we follow Christ, who condemned in the strongest terms those who blasphemed the Holy Spirit. Though it may be difficult to convince others in our corrupt and lewd culture to be careful with their mouths and deeds, yet we know it is possible, for “with God, all things are possible.” So let us put these men and their filthy mouths in the dust bin of history—where they belong.

Sunday, October 9, 2022

Benedict's Rule: Living Life by Worship

 The modern man lives his life by the clock--and his clock is married to the money. 

Modern time is usually measured simply by what we earn or don't earn. Think of any time measurement, and notice how it is tied to labor and pay: the work week, business hours, overtime, the school year (when the kids work), etc. Most of the remainder are tied to labor's absence: the weekend, after hours, vacation, sick leave, summer, overtime. Even our holy-days have become little more than days where, for some long-forgotten reason, most people don't work. We've taken the saying "Time is money" to ultimate perfection.

The Christian may notice all this and smell something rotten. We may mutter about "bad for human flourishing" and "modern idols" and "burnout." But few of us would have the courage to walk away from our own system, to live live by some other beat and drum. Suppose someone walked up to you and suggested that you should pray more; you would nod energetically. Quite a good idea. You really need to pray more.

Then he suggests you start with about five hours per day.

But, but...I can't do that! you think. I have...work...

Friday, September 30, 2022

Commonplaces: August /September 2022


 “Let us not claim for ourselves more license in judgement, unless we wish to limit God’s power and confine his mercy by law. For God, whenever it pleases him, adopts the stranger into the church. And the Lord does this to frustrate men’s opinion and restrain their rashness—which, unless it is checked, ventures to assume for itself a greater right of judgment than it deserves.”—Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion IV.xii.9

“This is the first law of a minister, to do nothing without a command.”—Ibid., IV.xix.5

“The righteous and Godly man should be ready patiently to bear the malice of those whom he desires to become good, in order to increase the number of good men—not to add himself to the number of bad by a malice like theirs.”—Ibid., IV.xx.20

“[The Lord] is as gracious in the manner of His mercy, as in the matter of it.”—Spurgeon, Morning and Evening Morning, Aug. 17

“The blood was not only sprinkled upon the door-posts of Israel’s dwelling houses, but upon the sanctuary, the mercy-seat, and the altar, because as sin intrudes into our holiest things, the blood of Jesus is needed to purify them from defilement. If mercy be needed to be exercised towards our duties, what shall be said of our sins?”—Spurgeon, Morning and Evening Morning, Aug. 29

“But there is a further development, which we owe (I believe) entirely to Aristotle; a brilliant conceit. (There is no reason why we should not contribute a conceit to him; he was a wit, and a dressy man, as well as a philosopher.)—C.S. Lewis, Studies in Words

Sunday, September 18, 2022

A Stroll Through Space-Time


You’re always moving.


No really, you are. Stay as still as you can, freeze every muscle you can possibly control, and there you will be speeding along at the breakneck pace of sixty seconds per minute. Sixty minutes per hour. All the time, every day. There are no brakes, no pit stops, no time-outs. Time has the cruise control jammed wide open, and her highway only ends at the Styx.

Then it gets worse. While you are holding that frozen pose, the earth is whirling you about in a violent circle. For most of you Americans, you’re doing the merry-go round at about 600 miles per hour. On top of that, you’re being slingshotted about the sun at the truly cosmic speed of 1.6 million miles per day (that’s about 66,627 mph, for the NASCAR buffs). It’s enough to make the queasy among us want to hurl.

And in every single bit of that time and space, you are either being more or less like God. No neutral ground, no unimportant moments. An idle remark to a stranger can change their life. A chance glance downward can lead to a car wreck. A sleepy word to your wife over a coffee cup can impact for years. And if even the stuff you say in boredom matters, if even the mood you read cereal boxes and tin can nutritional labels (that’s not just me, right?) matters, then everything matters.

Some people have the idea that there are things that are truly trivial. Things that don’t matter and will never matter. “So you’re saying,” they laugh, “that it matters when I take a bite of cracker, or lose a hair? Grow up! Get a life!”

They glance at their own stopped watch and blissfully assume time has stopped as well. No one is traveling. We’re at a rest stop. We can get back on the road when we feel like it, after the cracker box is empty.

Tick tock.

Saturday, September 3, 2022

Book of the Month August 2022: the Hornblower Novels

Lest you think that I am a snob, puttering grumpily about amidst piles of heavy tomes and refusing diligently to read anything a lesser mortal might comprehend, this month’s selection is what might be called “book candy”: the Horatio Hornblower novels by C.S. Forester.

Taut as a shroud and filled with sails, cannon, combat, danger, and courage, this is a boy's set of stories through and through. The series  began with The Happy Return in 1937 and continued until the author's death in 1966; it covers the entire career of a British Royal Navy officer during the Napoleonic Wars, from seasick midshipman to Admiral of the Fleet. While thoroughly accurate in period details, Forester carefully isolates his hero from major historical events (Horatio is always off on a detached command or something similar when a major battle such as the Nile or Trafalgar is fought) but manages to give the flavor of the times nevertheless. Hornblower himself is a mathematical genius and a born commander, a man who dwells endlessly on his faults and does not notice his virtues—the fact that he claws his way up a notoriously favor-ridden navy by sheer pluck, luck, and merit means nothing to him. It is left to his supporting characters to show us just how excellent an officer he is. Forester does this with a deft touch, switching viewpoints and situations between novels to show different sides of his hero’s character—these are not, like many popular series, the same plot dressed up in different details to sell more books.

A comparison with the more recent Aubrey/Maturin Master and Commander series by Patrick O’Brian, covering the same war and premise, is inevitable and probably beneficial. Between them, Hornblower was the first and slightly more refined series; parents hunting for something for the kids to devour will not have to worry about much explicit mention of unsavory behaviors in Forester. O’Brian, on the other hand, made the brilliant authorial move of giving his captain a companion at sea, which avoids the problem of spending too much time in Hornblower’s morose, self-deprecating thoughts (which quickly get old). He is also more blunt about the sins and horrors of the times, so he skews a bit toward older readership. But readers who enjoy one will probably devour the other—particularly if they come to Hornblower first.

I’ve knocked out four Hornblower novels (The Happy Return, Mr. Midshipman Hornblower, Lieutenant Hornblower, and Hornblower and the Atropos) this month and have enjoyed each on its own merits; I’m planning to continue to the end of the series as I find time and opportunity. None of them (so far) takes a medal as Forester’s best (that still goes, in my opinion, to The Good Shepherd, his WWII novel) but they are worthy of the time spent nonetheless. If you’re looking for a break from the heavy stuff, Hornblower is a good place to anchor.

Saturday, August 27, 2022

Learn Latin: A Manifesto


“You study Latin? When on earth are you ever going to use that?”

Every student going to a classical school has heard this gibe at one point or another. It is inevitable, like running into someone who thinks pineapple on pizza is a good idea. In our economic and outcome-centered age, learning a language of no immediate, practical use seems like a colossal waste of time, money, and effort. A student should spend hard-earned hours on doing something advantageous, like Spanish; something that will give a return on the investment. (It’s rather essential if you want to manage a fast-food restaurant in the Southwest, after all.) Latin will only give you a career if you somehow make the one-in-a-million shot of working for the Vatican, or if you teach it to some other poor saps. The “useless subject” ad hominem goes double for Latin teachers—they have all the day-to-day relevance of a gender studies professor, without nearly as much street cred. “Not only is your subject useless,” runs the popular thought, “but worse, you have somehow conned people into paying for it.” Classical school administrators face a barrage of objections from parents whose children find Latin boring as well as useless; this, in a subject that is often seen as the sine qua non of classical schools. In the face of this triad of objections—Latin is impractical, a bad substitute for a modern language, and boring to boot—what is the importance of studying it in the 21st century?



There is an answer to that question, but before we reach it, it is worthwhile to note that this same friend, acquaintance, or worried parent never raises the same question about basketball. Sports are seen as a universal positive. But are they really all that different? Compare for a second: basketball will only provide you with a steady career—a return on all that time investment—if you are either the one-in-a-million who can play professionally in the NBA or you coach a team somewhere at a high school (where you rub shoulders with that Latin teacher at staff meetings). It is of virtually no “practical use” other than fat prevention; there are far easier and less involved ways to keep off the pounds. And standing on a court dribbling or shooting yet another free throw, for hours on end, cannot be categorized as anything besides boring—and that leaves out warming the bench! Why are administrators never pestered about why their child has to play basketball? The answer has to do with the philosophy of education: what is a school, and school work, for? We raise no furor over basketball because around the end of the 19th century the idea of mens sana in corpore sano (“a sound mind in a sound body”) and the innate character-building qualities of genteel collegiate athleticism gained traction, and now they are commonplace. It is accepted that part of a school’s job is to care for the body, and so sports are expected and often required. But what is the point of a child’s mental development?

Here is where the “useless” or “impractical” objection really stems from. Underlying it (and providing it with all its impetus, as well as snark) is the assumption that education exists to provide the student with career opportunities. This mindset is most prevalent around colleges, but exists in primary and secondary schools as well. If the purpose of schooling is to load a child’s brain with usable, easily marketable data that transfers easily to a career path, then Latin does not meet those criteria. Simple enough; that is why it fell out of favor in the first place. But this particular assumption about education is increasingly challenged in the modern day—particularly by the very classical schools that make Latin such a centerpiece of their curricula. They posit that education is about developing far more than career skills—it involves likes and dislikes, character, truth, reason, tastes, goodness, skills, beauty, etc.; in short, all of life. What benefit does studying Latin give in such a scheme of study? The usual arguments in favor of learning the language (boiled down to their essence) generally fall into three categories: first, acquiring Latin is immensely useful in dealing with other languages, particularly English. Second, it works the brain in ways other subjects usually do not, as well as building character through hard work. Third, it allows access to a myriad of original sources. We will examine each of these points individually, noting strengths and weaknesses of each in an educational environment in the 21st century, to show that Latin truly is a worthwhile endeavor.


The First Claim: learning Latin is worthwhile because it is immensely useful in dealing with other languages, particularly English.



This claim is most often made by those trying to defend against the attack on Latin as “useless”; they can refute their opponents by showing a measurable, practical benefit to spending some time in a classroom trying to conjugate all those persnickety verbs. First, they point to the advantages of working on Latin before moving on to another language; of mastering the concepts of subject, person, case, gender, neuter, etc. in the Roman tongue before attempting, say, Greek or French. This is actually a fairly good point for their side, because Latin (unlike virtually every other currently spoken language) is highly regular in form. The men who created and enriched it were engineers without equal; hard, practical men who often had little time for philosophy and nuance. Generally, Latin actually follows its own rules. Anyone who finds this point underwhelming obviously never had to learn to pronounce the word slough (not to mention cough and bough, and dough) around fifth grade! Therefore, it takes comparatively less time and effort to master the basics (since there are few exceptions), which makes it an ideal commencement to second language acquisition.

Even better, because Latin is a “museum language” there is no changing idiomatic context to confuse with the classroom version; that is, a student will never have to figure out how to switch between “proper” Latin and “real-world” Latin the way he would using a modern language, and he does not have to worry about a word changing meanings.[1] As a point of comparison, consider the poor student sweating through learning English in a classroom. His teacher may tell him that the proper way to ask his friends a question is, “Would any of you care to proceed to the movie theater?” and as far as it goes, she’s right. But asking the question that way instantly marks him as an outsider. Additionally, as soon as the question changes to the far more common “Y’all wanna go see a movie?” he is forced to deal with slang, bad pronunciation, synedoche, a missing conjunction, and an uncommon 2nd-person plural…on top of an accent, if he’s far enough South. This is why modern languages, to be mastered, must usually be learned by immersion—speaking the language as it is actually spoken, under mental pressure, for large amounts of time. It is not practical for most high schools (and even some colleges) to do this with Spanish or Arabic. But they can do it with Latin, because it is a regular, largely unchanging tongue--it can be learned in the tight parameters of a classroom, in five hours per week.

The second part of the first point is that it aids in manipulating English. This is true as far as it goes; English has been heavily influenced by Latin (and by languages that came from Latin) and a student who has mastered some basic Latin words will probably do quite well on the vocabulary portion of the SAT. A student reading this essay (for instance) who has never taken any of the language might stumble over some of the earlier inclusions that have grown common in English such as sine qua non or et cetera. A Latin vocabulary can be helpful in English vocabulary; a quick survey of the first paragraph of this piece discloses around twenty words with Latin roots that even a casual Latin student would have no problem spotting, like immediate or practical. The obvious flaw with this point is that a student with a dictionary can acquire exactly the same vocabulary, with far less labor; there is no inherent benefit from Latin itself. [2] The manipulation argument grows slightly stronger if the student intends to venture into English from an earlier era: works from two or three hundred years ago are Latinate not only in vocabulary, but also in structure. A reader used to relative clauses and out-of-sequence sentences will have a much easier time than the one who has only dealt with modern English (because he was too busy learning to order a taco over in Spanish I). But since both of these can occur outside of any study of Latin, and possibly more rapidly without it, I am skeptical of their value in persuading study in the modern day.

The Second Claim: Latin is worth studying because it works the brain in a way other subjects usually do not. 


My own experience and the testimony of a number of Latin teachers lends support to this theory. [3]Unlike history, which tends to confine itself to memorizing facts; or math, which tends to focus on sustained process reasoning; the subject of Latin combines both memory (vocabulary) and regular processes (cases, conjugations, and modification) with the key additional factor of translation. In order to describe one thing in terms of another, a student must know both on a far deeper level than the superficial. This becomes even more the case if the school’s program includes speaking as well as a written element. All of us have dealt with the situation where we know the material in the notes but cannot verbalize it at a question from another; Latin, as a language (unlike math, for instance) is a splendid opportunity to force the brain to bridge that gap. The resulting mental development is perhaps comparable only to achieving fluency in music. Of course, any translation-heavy language course would give this result; but since most modern language classes are focused on safely functioning in that language’s society, they tend to avoid the impact Latin can have. “Where’s the bathroom?” only becomes a valuable piece of information to the brain if you actually happen to need to find one in a foreign language. But figuring out the beautiful variety of ways to say quod scis, nihil prodest; quod nescis, multum obest in English (and comparing them with classmates’) is a challenge far more like a group puzzle than a boring question, and therefore ultimately more memorable. [4] So the mental agility mastering it can create is a valuable contribution of learning Latin in our day and age.

On a charitable reading, this is what is actually meant by some other proponents when they state that Latin is “a mental workout” or “intellectual discipline” and is therefore valuable solely on that account. [5] This approach is usually advanced against the “boring” argument noted earlier—even if students do not manage to learn much of the language, the mere effort involved is beneficial. To put it another way, Latin offers all the benefits of sustained brain teasers, but with the added advantage that you might get an additional language to throw on your resume, too (if you’re lucky). The problem with stating the issue like this is that Latin seems to become the classical equivalent of hauling rocks from one side of the yard to the other—sure, it’s boring and useless, but look at the muscles students develop! This particularly becomes the case when the teacher is using the grammar-translation method of memorizing bare rules and endings and charts. All the students come out the other side with fast mental muscles (they’ll remember amo, amas, amat until the day they die) but no ability in Latin itself. Students have a right to complain if this is actually what is being done to them—they are being asked to devote a significant portion of their short lives to something (mental agility) that can be developed in far more entertaining ways; say, the daily New York Times crossword. So by itself, the brain argument seems to be insufficient to drive the study of Latin, though it is a great supplement to the next argument of fluency.

The Third Claim: Latin is worth studying in order to access the original sources. 


This is the strongest and most obvious of the three, and the whole reason the language was part of the original “classical” (that is, medieval and Renaissance) education in the first place. European scholars long needed to be able to do two things: access the wisdom of Cicero, Boethius, or Livy in their own words, and communicate what they uncovered there to other scholars. In the days long before television and mass media largely standardized language, the amount and variety of dialect scattered over Europe must have been bewildering. Latin provided the answer: a universal tongue of learning that joined the educated across the continent. Even after the rise of the vernaculars it remained important; Francis Bacon insisted on having his Essays and other works translated and published in Latin as late as 1625, “for these modern languages will, at one time or another, play the bankrupt with books” and he wanted them preserved for posterity! [6] Though English fulfils the universal language role for us, there is still something to the argument of reading so many great works in their original format. The objection that there are many excellent translations is the objection of someone who has never learned enough of two different languages to realize what a yawning gap there is between them. A translation is an excellent telescope to look at the other side, but it is no substitute for walking there yourself. And for the effort involved, Latin probably unlocks far more original works than any other language, since it was the tongue of the educated of an entire continent for over a thousand years (including a multitude of ecclesiastical tomes for the Christian). When the ad fontes argument is combined with the other two reasons for studying Latin, it becomes nearly unbeatable.

The great objection to this third reason is, of course, that very few students emerge from a Latin program able to actually read a primary text, which would render the third point moot and the other two points suspect. How can all that time studying be vindicated if only one or two ever manages to actually pick up and enjoy the Aeneid? My response is twofold. First, the normal alternative (modern languages) has a track record just as bad—how many students of high school Spanish or French remember more than a few oddball phrases a decade later? Second, this is looking at the problem through the wrong lens. Think back to basketball again. No one brings up this problem about the school sports team, though the odds that someone will be a star basketball player are far lower than someone learning to read Virgil! The key point is to give the students the opportunity to bounce a ball, and then see if they have the skills and the wish to chase that dream even further. It is true that out of any given class, only about 75% may have the capability to master any subject, and only 25% have the drive to be able to do so. But that is no excuse for not giving the top quarter the tools needed to grasp Latin, since the benefits (as above) are so great. It is no more elitist than the NBA. The lower part of the class will develop due to the first two reasons: language competence and brain work. The higher will achieve all three, and be able to revel in primary texts. We should do all we can to increase the latter percentage, but in the same way short people will never be basketball stars, it is unrealistic to expect every single student to achieve fluency, since many lack either desire or capability.

The problem is also artificially magnified by the paucity and quality of instruction. We must recall that the educational goal of reading Latin has been neglected long enough to die out of living memory—no one already knows how to do it well anymore. Most current Latin students learn from a teacher who can barely read primary texts himself, if at all. How do they expect him to take them where he cannot go? Latin has only been a newly-desirable school subject for about thirty or forty years—about three possible generations of teachers. The first generation knew very little Latin and admitted it, the second benefitted from their mistakes and has created some much better resources and techniques than existed when they were students. It is to the third generation, as they enter the educational world, that we should look to truly start producing aptitude. Until then, griping about lack of competence is merely noticing where we are in the recovery process.

In Conclusio  


So rather than being boring, useless, or impractical, Latin has a number of advantages. It is a tangible link to the past, opening innumerable pages of material from the West and Christendom. It is a scholastic exercise that, pound for pound, produces more mental agility than most other subjects, particularly if it is taught well. And even if neither of these occurs, it will still produce a marked improvement in cognition and comprehension of English, which is certainly practical, useful, and interesting (at least until a politician starts using it). Why should you study Latin in our modern, 21st century schools? Because if you don’t bother, Cicero said it best: quod scis, nihil prodest; quod nescis, multum obest.


NOTES

[1] At least, not in classical Latin, which is the version most schools are worrying about in the 21st century. Throwing in medieval and ecclesiastical Latin might give some bumps here.

[2] See, for instance, Douglas Wilson, The Case for Classical Education (Wheaton, IL: Crossway, 2003) 141-44, or Cheryl Lowe, “Top 10 Reasons for Studying Latin” at https://www.memoriapress.com/articles/top-10-reasons-studying-latin (accessed 8/26/2022) where it forms the substance of half of her ten points, with “mental discipline” covering the other five! This argument seems to be advanced most often by those who came to Latin late in life and never learned it in depth; the fact that it was helpful for their vocabulary (and a lot of hard work) does not mean that Latin is worthy of study on those grounds alone. There are better ways to do either.

[3] Jonathan Roberts, “Classical Schools are Not Really Classical” at https://ancientlanguage.com/classical-schools-not-classical/ as well as various personal conversations.

[4] Cicero, Orator xlix. Roughly, “That which you know does not help; that which you do not know is an obstacle.” This says nothing of all the possible historical and philosophical tie-ins that can accompany the study of Latin—icing on the cake one might say.

[5] Wilson, The Case for Classical Education 139-40 and Lowe, Top Ten Reasons.

[6] Francis Bacon, Essays (Boston: Little, Brown, and Co., 1884) xviii.

Wednesday, August 3, 2022

Book of the Month July 2022: Third Time Around

 Our winner this time around was the historical treatise Third Time Around: A History of the Pro-life Movement from the First Century to the Present (1991) by George Grant. He recounts that the book was inspired by the question, "Women have been suffering for centuries. What were all you Christians doing before Roe v. Wade?"

Well, quite a lot, actually. Grant traces the Christian influence on the treatment of babies (and all other unwanted human beings) from the Roman Empire to the present, showing just how involved the church has been in such matters for centuries. The idea that a parent has the right to kill any child he or she does not want is an extremely old one. In Rome, it was the father who decided who lived or died; now, the mother does instead--but the principle is the same. Human beings always want to sin, and child sacrifice is a primary and obvious way to do it. They can't really fight back, after all.

Grant traces the Christian influence through three major movements:  

1. Christianity's expansion into the Roman Empire and then the pagan north (until abortion and slavery were both finally outlawed).

 2. How the church had to overcome the reversion to pagan values (and abortion) that marked the Renaissance, and the world-wide missions movement that made "human values" a coherent concept. 

3. Modern pushback against those like Margaret Sanger, Hitler, and the current abortion crowd. 

The Christians of each era are treated generally, then several specific examples are given. Some are more well-known (Boniface, William Carey, Francis Schaeffer) and some are less (Barlaam of Antioch, anyone?). Grant casts the struggle for life as an eternal one, a war that the saints will always have to step up and fight again; the book is dedicated to his children "who will have to take up the cause the next time around." Fighting a battle that feels hopeless is a recipe for disaster. But knowing this battle has been won multiple times before is reassuring, though the difficulty remains.

At this moment in history, with Roe v. Wade twitching on the dissecting table and plenty of storm clouds on the horizon, this book is worth picking up, both as a reminder of what can be achieved and a comfort to those bracing for the onslaught. 

Saturday, July 30, 2022

Commonplaces July 2022



“The two major views of history throughout time are that it is cyclical, and that it is linear. Both capture an element of Christian truth. Death and resurrection is cyclical. But the idea of progress is linear, it means the end is coming. If you put a circle and a line together, you get a spiral. So in the Christian view, history is a corkscrew—and every resurrection digs a little further into the wood.”—some forgotten NSA Disputatio speaker, c. 2016, found in a notebook.

[A comparison of the worth of orators to military commanders] “It was more important for the people of Athens to have tight roofs over their heads than to possess the famous ivory statue of Minerva; yet I should have preferred to be a Phidias than to be a master-roofer. Thus in weighing a man's significance it is not how useful he is that should enter in, but what is his real worth. There are few competent painters or sculptors, but no shortage of porters and laborers.”—Cicero, Brutus lxxiv (Loeb sec 257)

“To be ignorant of what occurred before you were born is to remain always a child.”—Cicero, Orator xxxiv

“For it is true of all important arts that, like trees, their lofty height pleases us, but their roots and stems do not to the same degree; yet the latter are essential to the former.”—Cicero, Orator xliii

“Quod scis, nihil prodest; quod nescis, multum obest.” (What you know does not help, what you do not know greatly hinders.)—Cicero, Orator xlix

“As Augustine rightly states, the heretics, although they preach the name of Christ, have herein no common ground with believers, but it remains the sole possession of the Church.”—Calvin, Institutes II.XV.1 

“Paul yokes faith to teaching, as an inseparable companion.”—Calvin, Inst. III.ii.6

“Piety always adapts God’s might to use and need, and especially sets before itself the works of God by which he has testified that he is the Father.”—Ibid. III.ii.31

“No man ever hates sin unless he has previously been seized with a love of righteousness.”—Ibid. III.iii.20

“If they reply [with additional material] which they do not include in their definitions, there is no reason to accuse me; let them blame themselves for not defining it more precisely and clearly. Now for my part, when there is a dispute concerning anything, I am stupid enough to refer everything back to the definition itself, which is the hinge and foundation of the whole debate.”—Ibid. III.iv.1

“No task will be so sordid and base, provided you obey your calling in it, that it will not shine and be reckoned very precious in the sight of Christ.”—Ibid. III.x.6

“Duties are weighed, not by deeds, but by ends.”—Ibid. III.xiv.3

“Now since God reveals himself to us partly in teaching, partly in works, we can hallow him only if we render to him what is his in both respects, and so embrace all that proceeds from him.”—Ibid. III.xx.41 

“Temptations are either from the right or from the left. From the right are, for example, riches, power, honors, which often dull men’s keenness of sight by the glitter and seeming goodness they display, and allure with their blandishments, so that, captivated by such tricks and drunk with such sweetness, men forget their God. From the left are, for example, poverty, disgrace, contempt, afflictions, and the like. Thwarted by the hardship and difficulty of these, they become despondent in mind, cast away assurance and hope, and are at last completely estranged from God.”—Ibid, III.xx.45

“Where you hear God’s glory mentioned, think of his justice. For whatever deserves praise must be just. Accordingly, man falls according as God’s providence ordains, but he falls by his own fault.”—Ibid. III.xxiii.8

“He whose life is one even and smooth path, will see but little of the glory of the Lord, for he has few occasions of self-emptying, and hence, but little fitness for being filled with the revelation of God.”—Spurgeon, Morning and Evening M July 19

Tuesday, July 12, 2022

Book of the Month June 2022: The Divine Comedy


 Finally knocked this out during a nine-and-a-half hour plane ride over the Atlantic, which just goes to show that even torture is occasionally good for something.

"Like a wheel in perfect balance turning/ I felt my will and my desire impelled/ by the Love that moves the sun and other stars."--Paradiso XXXIII

I can’t add much to this one—it is a great classic, and deservedly so. Every protagonist who begins his story “lost in a dark wood,” every modern depiction of Hell, and every novelist who writes in his mother tongue owes this story a massive debt. Dante Aligheri did us all a great favor by casting his verse in Tuscan instead of Latin; though I love Latin, it’s hard to imagine being assigned Fabula Duarum Civitatum (by Carolus Dicensius) to enjoy in high school. The victory for the vulgar tongue has produced some great things. The fact that Dante manages an almost imperceptible fusion of medieval theology, Renaissance classics, and contemporary Italian politics—in flowing verse, no less—is just as stunning today as it must have been in 1320.

Although the Inferno is understandably the most popular part of the work, the whole thing is worth perusing, since taking the journey only as far as Hell makes for some seriously lopsided reading. I enjoyed persevering through the Purgatorio and Paradiso, particularly when it came to Dante's views of the Roman Empire. Though I do not yet teach these sections, my students will reap many benefits from this completion. I read the Penguin Classics translation by Mark Musa--if you have a good word for another version for my next read-through, let me know.

The short verdict—find it and read it. It will do far more for you than the latest pulp novel.

Sunday, July 10, 2022

Terrify Us Into Faith

Habakkuk I.5 “Look among the nations, and see; wonder and be astounded. For I am doing a work in your days that you would not believe if told.”

Lord, we confess that we are a small-minded people, and cannot see very far ahead. When we look into the mysterious mirror of Providence, we often hope for prosperity, ease, and smooth peacefulness. In this we show our weakness, for these things are often hazardous to our reflection of the image of Christ. So you in your mercy send us Chaldeans, as Habakkuk wrote long ago—pains and trials and enemies that we do not believe when we hear of them. So we are terrified: for their pangs are swifter than leopards, more fierce than the evening wolves; our foes press proudly on in every headline and news story. Our smug confidence is shaken when they come from afar and dive upon us like an eagle swift to devour. May all this violence terrify us not into doubt, but into faith.

We pray first about the troop of pains and illnesses that march against us. Guard Libby Jackson in her knee surgery this week, and Elodie Nieuwsma, Reign Wright, and Scott Spuler as they recover from surgery. There are many sick, pained, and weary in our company—guard them all from despair and unbelief, and grant them deliverance.

We pray for the host of men who march against us. Whether they be those who oppose us locally or our brothers far away in places like North Korea, Russia, the Ivory Coast, and China, rebuke our enemies and humble them. Help us not to take such confrontation personally, as we so often do, but to receive their taunts as from the Lord—let it drive us to love.

We pray for those among the perils of the world—the college students in their summer wanderings, all those coming to Moscow for the Called Conference, those under church discipline. Guard them all and bring them back home safely.

We ask all this—and we do not ask it in vain, for it is a small thing for you to control even great and powerful Babylon so long ago. Turn our fear to you, and let us truly reflect you in our name and deeds. Amen.

(King's Cross Prayer of Petition, 7/10/22)

Thursday, June 30, 2022

Commonplaces--June 2022

“Noah was so shut into the ark that no evil could reach him. Floods did but lift him heavenward, and winds did but waft him on his way. Outside the ark all was ruin, but inside all was rest and peace. Without Christ we perish, but in Christ Jesus there is perfect safety.”—C.H. Spurgeon, Morning and Evening M. June 5

“Almost all error is, really, Truth perverted, Truth wrongly divided, Truth disproportionately held and taught…Here is where so many have failed in the past. A single phrase of God’s Truth has so impressed this man or that, that he has concentrated his attention upon it almost to the exclusion of everything else.”—A.W. Pink, The Sovereignty of God 

“Good philosophy must exist, if for no other reason, because bad philosophy needs to be answered. The cool intellect must work not only against cool intellect on the other side, but against the muddy heathen mysticisms which deny intellect altogether. Most of all, perhaps, we need intimate knowledge of the past. Not that the past has any magic about it, but because we cannot study the future, and yet need something to set against the present, to remind us that the basic assumptions have been quite different in different periods and that much which seems certain to the uneducated is merely temporary fashion. A man who has lived in many places is not likely to be deceived by the local errors of his native village; the scholar has lived in many times and is therefore in some degree immune from the great cataract of nonsense that pours from the press and the microphone of his own age. The learned life then is, for some, a duty.”—C.S. Lewis, “Learning in War-time”

“If we let ourselves, we shall always be waiting for some distraction or other to end before we can really get down to our work. The only people who achieve much are those who want knowledge so badly that they seek it while the conditions are still unfavourable. Favourable conditions never come.”—Lewis, Ibid.

“If men’s judgements were right, custom would have always been derived from good men. But it often happens far otherwise: what is seen being done by the many soon obtains the force of custom; while the affairs of men have scarcely ever been so well regulated that the better things pleased the majority.”—John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, “Address to King Francis” 

“There is nothing less in accord with God’s nature than for him to cast off the government of the universe and abandon it to fortune, and to be blind to the wicked deeds of men, so that they may lust unpunished. Accordingly, whoever heedlessly indulges himself, his fear of heavenly judgement extinguished, denies that there is a God.”—Ibid., I.iv.2 

“Indeed, men who have either quaffed or even tasted the liberal arts penetrate with their aid far more deeply into the secrets of divine wisdom.”—Ibid., I.v.2 

“Manifold indeed is the nimbleness of soul with which it surveys heaven and earth, joins past to future, retains in memory something heard long before, nay, pictures to itself whatever it pleases. Manifold also is the skill with which it devises things incredible, and which is the mother of so many marvelous devices. These are unfailing signs of divinity in man.”—Ibid., I.v.5

“By His Word, God rendered faith unambiguous forever, a faith that should be superior to all opinion.”—Ibid., I.vi.2

“What is the beginning of true doctrine but a prompt eagerness to listen to God’s voice?”—Ibid., I.viii.5 

“Man’s nature, so to speak, is a perpetual factory of idols.”—Ibid., I.xi.8 

“Faith ought not to gaze hither and thither, nor to discourse of various matters, but to look upon the one God, to unite with him, to cleave to him.”—Ibid., I.xiii.16

“It is ill-advised to pit God’s might against his truth.”—John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion I.VII.5

 

Friday, June 24, 2022

Material Cause


I can only imagine how lonely it is being a materialist.

There is no plan to the universe. There is no god above you, only sky. There is no one who really knows you, all the way down. There is just you. Every day this “you” goes out into a world where most things are trying to hurt, exploit, and manipulate all the other things; worse, they’re supposed to be that way, as Darwin so helpfully informed us. And if you want to make any progress through this war zone toward your goals, no one is really going to help get you there—except, again, you.

The resulting pressure of being a consciously self-conscious materialist must be unbearable. How can someone as limited as the “you” knows itself to be deal with an infinite number of outcomes and an infinite number of possible obstacles (most of them the people closest to you)? No wonder Nietzsche went insane. But there are workarounds. That pressure can be dulled by routines; smothered by the anodyne embrace of sex, drugs, and alcohol; ignored by the mass of flesh-colored emoticons that pass for people in our logic-free society. But I believe most often it is channeled into the Cause.

The Cause can be anything. Better schools for the kids. A new car. The top of the career ladder. Conservative politics. Progressive politics. A famous Instagram account. Freedom. Safety. A Hollywood career. Global warming. The perfect body. One more dollar. One more cat.

All that really matters in the long run is that the Cause inevitably becomes part of the Self. It has to, really—the Self is the only cause-er we know from the inside out, and therefore the only force in the world that is personal. Nobody knows what is really making that other Joe do anything, the same way nobody knows what makes gravity do anything. Some folks with funny Greek names (psychiatrists and physicists, respectively) have pretty good guesses, but they still don’t know. All they know is what the stuff is made of and some of what it’s doing. But we know the Cause—no matter who you are, for you it is the obvious, normal thing to do. Often it is also the thing most noticeable about you, betrayed by social media posts, bumper stickers, clothing, attitude. You give it life, and in return it becomes part of what you are. How many people have you met that one of the first things they uttered was “I am (whatever Cause they are currently chasing)”? The Cause, no matter how trivial, becomes part and parcel of the person. When it succeeds, they do, and when it doesn’t…

Well, that is not to be contemplated, for no man ever hated his own Cause. It must be the fault of all those other Causes out there, competing for the same limited resources, time, applause, and support. In this world there are only those who support the Cause, and those who hinder it. And since the Cause is part of the Self, there are only those who help you, and those who hurt. Failure is personal: it is other people. And the vast majority of them are out to get you.

Materialism wasn’t supposed to turn out this way. Instead of turning the universe against you, it was supposed to bring freedom from the Great Enslaver, Religion. After all, hadn’t it given us the Industrial Revolution? Was not Utopia in sight at the turn of the last century? Finally, we could feed and clothe the world, travel around it at lightning speeds, and explain virtually every natural phenomenon (not to mention the supernatural) we saw along the way. Man’s labor could accomplish anything. We bored through mountains, bridged oceans, harnessed the lightning bolt, caught and rode the very winds. There was a price, of course—work became mostly boring, stifling, repetitive, and soul-killing. But we didn’t believe in souls anymore, and until we figured out how to fix that (and of course we would) there were escape hatches. Sex has always been a popular choice, but now there was “reaching the top of the ladder” and “vacation” and “recreation” and most importantly “progress” to help it out. Every machine needs a little oiling now and then, and materialism’s two major oils were sex and science. Each could save you from the perils of the other—sex made the Self feel real in a sterile scientific world, and science made the ugly biproducts of a sexual liberty less and less of a problem.

Enter Roe v. Wade.

Now Roe v. Wade is dead, and the response is showing just how much of a Cause it is for so many people out there. When those judges struck it down, they struck down all those Selves, too. No wonder the Christians are being exhorted to “be sensitive” or “watch our tones”—they are strolling through the middle of a mass grave, and a cheery whistle just seems like the final unwitting insult to the Apocalypse. “Horsemen charging, flashing sword and glittering spear, hosts of selves, heaps of Causes, dead bodies without end—they stumble over the bodies!”

Long ago, a reluctant African academic also lived through an Apocalypse. He was exhorted to be sensitive, to watch his tone, to cautiously mourn with those who mourn, to love these Selves as they loved themSelves and their own threatened bodies. Instead he glanced at the shattered Cause around him, and he gave the following exhortation to those around him:

“There is no need to be instructed to love oneself and one’s body; we always love what we are and what is inferior to us but belongs to us, according to an immovable unvarying natural law, one which was also made for animals, because even animals love themselves and their bodies. It therefore remains for us to receive instruction about what is above us, and what is close to us. Scripture says, You shall love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind, and You shall love your neighbor as yourself. On these two commandments hang all the law and the prophets. The aim of the commandment is love, a twofold love of God and of one’s neighbor. No class of things to be loved is missing from these two commandments…The person who lives a just and holy life is one who is a sound judge of these things. He is also a person who has ordered his love, so that he does not love what it is wrong to love, or fail to love what should be loved, or love too much what should be loved less (or love too little what should be loved more), or love two things equally if one of them should be loved either less or more than the other, or love things either more or less if they should be loved equally. No sinner, qua sinner, should be loved; every human self, qua human self, should be loved on God’s account; but God should be loved for Himself.”—Augustine of Hippo, De Doctrina Christina Bk. I

Love God, love His Cause, and love all those selves out there like they were your Self, in that order. That includes the million-plus helpless kids who now have a better chance to see the light of day. 

Be thankful, and rejoice, for Material and Cause is not all there is. We know it, because Roe is dead, and the fight is just starting.

Friday, June 3, 2022

Book of the Month May 2022: Lectures on Rhetoric and Oratory

 So it turns out that John Quincy Adams (tenth president of the United States, and son of the second) was appointed a professor of Harvard University. The things you learn.

He was named as the inaugural Boylston professor of Rhetoric and Oratory in 1805, when the United States were not yet thirty years old. As one of America's best-educated and foremost public men, he was greatly in demand and could not afford to devote all his time to the school. But when he could get away from his post as Massachusetts's United States Senator, he would journey to Harvard and deliver a lecture or two to the students.

The result was the thirty-six Lectures on Rhetoric and Oratory. Adams could not finish his intent for the series because he was named Ambassador to Russia and resigned his professorship to travel to the Baltic. However, the lectures he did give are a lucid and succinct summary of rhetorical practice and theory during the days of the Founding Fathers. If writing and speaking well are skills you want in your toolbox, this is a good summary read.

The most fascinating part of this book was when Adams showed the limitations of the English language when it comes to emphasis. Many languages (including the classical Greek and Latin) can show emphasis by the location of the word in the sentence--particularly by placing it at the beginning or end. English, however, because of its strict requirement of subject-verb-object and massive use of articles (a/an/the) is usually forced to begin a sentence with an insignificant word. That is a limitation that I had never considered, and one that as a speaker and writer, I can now keep in mind. Words are powerful weapons, in storage in the mind. Knowing how to use them is what arms them.


Tuesday, May 31, 2022

Commonplaces--May 2022



“Not one of the public speakers in repute had any extent of attainment in literature, the inexhaustible fountain of eloquence; nor in philosophy, the parent of moral refinement; nor in the laws municipal or national, so indispensable to all solid eloquence at the bar; nor in history, which makes all the experience of ancient days tributary to the wisdom of our own. They had neither the strength of logic, that key-stone to the arch of persuasion; nor its subtlety to perplex, and disconcert an opponent. They knew neither how to enliven a discussion by strokes of wit and humor, nor how to interweave the merits of the question with the facts of the cause; nor how to relieve tediousness by a seasonable and pertinent digression; nor finally to enlist the passions and feelings of their auditors on their side.”—John Quincy Adams, Lectures on Rhetoric and Oratory, Lecture V

“With more confidence than safety, they have relied on the fertility 
of their own genius.”

"But praise is only the illuminated hemisphere of demonstrative eloquence. Her orb on the other side is darkened with invective and reproach.”

“General encomium is the praise of fools.”—Adams, Lecture X

“Learning in a head of indolence is like the sword of a hero in the hand of a coward . The credit and the usefulness of a merchant depends at least as much upon the employment, as upon the extent of his capital. The reputation of learning is no better, than that of a pedantic trifler, unless accompanied with the talent of making that learning useful to its possessor and to mankind.”—Adams, Lecture XV

“There can be no possible advantage in supposing our antagonist a fool. The most probable effect of such an imagination is to prove ourselves so.”—Adams, Lecture XXII

“A speaker may be unintelligible either for want of distinct ideas, or of proper expressions. No man can give what he has not.”—Adams, Lectures, XXVI

“Let your metaphors be not too thickly crowded...The poet may soar beyond the flaming bounds of space and time; but the orator must remember, that an audience is not so readily excursive, and is always under the power of gravitation.”—Adams, Lecture XXXIII

“The mastery of our own passions can perhaps be only accomplished by religion; but, in acquiring it, her most effectual, as well as her most elegant instruments, are letters and learning. At no hour of your life will the love of letters ever oppress you as a burden, or fail you as a resource.”—Adams, Lecture XXXVI

“There are three chief things concerning which men in general greatly err: misery and happiness, folly and wisdom, bondage and liberty. The world counts none miserable but the afflicted, and none happy but the prosperous, because they judge by the present ease of the flesh. Again; the world is pleased with a false show of wisdom (which is foolishness with God), neglecting that which makes wise unto salvation. As to liberty, men would be at their own disposal, and live as they please. The suppose the only true liberty is to be at the command and under the control of none above themselves, and live according to their heart’s desire. But this is a thralldom and bondage of the worst kind. True liberty is not the power to live as we please, but to live as we ought!”—A.W. Pink, The Sovereignty of God

“An attitude of fatalistic inertia, because I know that God has irrevocably decreed whatsoever comes to pass, is to make a sinful and hurtful use of what God has revealed for the comfort of my heart.”—Ibid.


Monday, May 30, 2022

Favorite Student Bloopers of 2021-2022

 It's that time again--time to revel in the hasty misspelling, the overlooked word, or the unconscious alteration. Not to mention a few good old fashioned instances of ignorance...

“In my opinion the writer obviously tried to make the point of Roland being a brave worrier with strength and might.”

“Solomon was led astray by his desire to worship idles.”

“She has climbed great and risky hills and braved some deranged and treacherous rivers.”

“The Apocrypha was written in Greek because the land it was written in was concurred by Alexander."

“Shakespeare wrote in iambic pintometer.”

“Promises to futile lords were what the entire economy was built on.”

“In the Medical Catholic Church, the Bible was kept in Latin.”

“Fabian Tactics are a form of Gorilla Warfare where instead of attacking your enemy head on, you wear them down.”

“The Jewish Temple furnishings were carved into the Archer Titus.”

(Or, alternatively) “The Temple furnishings can still be seen on the italics.”

“The Pax Romana was a piece of Rome."


And my personal favorite from last year, as an honorable mention:

In answer to the question, “What was the name of the famous speech Cicero delivered against Mark Antony?” a Canadian student answered, “The 2nd Amendment.”

Tuesday, May 3, 2022

Book of the Month--April 2022: The Name of the Rose

 


The fit is upon me to start another series. Like most of my blog series, it will probably be short-lived, unnoticed, and rather undeveloped. (But, then again, so are most human beings. Perhaps that is just how life is supposed to be this side of glory.)

That series is the “Book of the Month” feature, highlighting my favorite work from the preceding month with a short synopsis, review, and impression. The inaugural subject of this series is The Name of the Rose by Umberto Eco (1980), translated by one William Weaver.

This novel is rather like what would happen if the Middle Ages bumped into Sherlock Holmes and they both had a conversation about semiotics. That’s the study of signs and symbols and how we human beings know what they mean, for you normal folk. A young German monk (our narrator) winds up accompanying a British monk (William of Baskerville, in a deliberate nod to Arthur Conan Doyle’s The Hound of the Baskervilles) on a diplomatic mission in northern Italy in 1328.

It is a tense, fractured period. The Pope has abandoned Rome in what will become known to historians as the “Babylonian Captivity of the Church.” A significant portion of the Franciscan order is resisting the current (very rich, very corrupt) Pope John XXII over the issue of whether poverty is a mandatory virtue of the Church or not, and the Holy Roman Emperor has gotten involved in the politics of it all. Various popular heresies have ripped through the church. It is, for fans of medieval political writing, the time of Marsilius of Padua and William of Ockham. In the midst of all this drama (which intersects the story in various ways), William and his pupil Adso spend a week at a fabulously old, wealthy monastery—and are asked to solve a mysterious death. In doing so, they discover many secrets about the monastery and its inhabitants, including its wondrous (and forbidden) library.

The amount of research and thought that went into this novel was little short of astounding. I am not an expert on fourteenth-century history and writing—far from it—but everything I did know about the period and the books described dovetailed neatly. Eco even manages to copy the style of much medieval writing, full of allegory and description. While some places might have benefitted from an editor’s trimming (particularly late in the novel when momentum has been building) the effect is still one of stepping into a different time and place. With a few brief exceptions, this is not a modern story in historical trappings; it is instead a thoroughly medieval work with a few modern touches (or slips). The days and hours themselves are noted by the prayers of the monks, and the introduction gives a fictional textual history that seems quite plausible. To the casual reader, this is boring overkill; to someone like me who knows style and time, it is positively pleasurable.

While a couple (brief) atmosphere slip-ups keep this novel from cracking my top five list, it is definitely in the top twenty-five, and is slated for a leisurely reread. If you’re a fan of the Middle Ages, high-school-aged or more, a devourer of mystery novels, or a student of semiotics (or somehow all of the above) find it and enjoy it.

Friday, April 29, 2022

Commonplaces--April 2022

“Duties and studies and exertions are painful; for these too are necessarily compulsions unless they become habitual, then habit makes them pleasurable.”—Aristotle, Rhetoric I.11 (1370a)

“A man may wrong his enemies, because that is pleasant; he may equally wrong his friends, because that is easy.”—Aristotle, Rhetoric I.12

“How can I express in word the depravity of the human heart? For it is inevitable that the creature which the love of God has not permeated should love itself the most.”—Philip Melanchthon, Loci Communes

“Justice—n. A commodity which in a more or less adulterated condition the State sells to the citizen as a reward for his allegiance, taxes, and personal service.”—Ambrose Bierce, The Devil’s Dictionary

“Incompatibility—n. In matrimony a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination.”—Ambrose Bierce, The Devil’s Dictionary

“No wretched drunkard reeling along the road is a more pitiable or disgusting sight than the man who is intoxicated into idiocy with the alcohol of his own accursed pride.”—Archibald G. Brown, Sermons Preached at Stepney Green Tabernacle, quoted in Mark Jones Knowing Sin

“The goodness of God makes the devil a polisher, while he intends to be a destroyer.”—Stephen Charnock, in Mark Jones, Knowing Sin

“[The young] think leanness means health and weakness good judgement, and while they think it is enough to be without fault, they fall into the fault of being without virtues.”—Quintilian, Institutio Oratoria II.4

“In any conflict, the better resourced (even if he is the victim) is thought to be the aggressor, because of his greater power.”—Quintilian, VIII.5

“Eloquence is really nothing else than the power of giving a distinctive look to all, or at any rate most, of our thoughts.—Quintilian, IX.1

“Such composing lacks clarity because of the verbiage, for when a speaker throws more words at someone who already understands, he destroys the clarity by the darkness.”—Aristotle, Rhetoric III.3

“The worst thing about ignorance is that it believes every advisor has a true answer.”—Quintilian, XII.3

“They took their seats for a time in the philosophers’ lecture halls, so that later on, dour in public and dissolute at home, they could claim authority by despising everybody else. Philosophy can be counterfeited, eloquence cannot.”—Quintilian, XII.3

“Even shyness—a vice, but an amiable one, and one that can easily produce virtues—is sometimes damaging, and has in many cases caused gifts of talent and learning never to come to light, but to moulder away in secret.”—Quintilian, XII.5

“People who cannot be led into better ways by reason can only be restrained by fear.”—Quintilian, XII.7

“Excellence is always something that had not been there before.”—Quintilian, XII.11 

“Something that comes close to the truth is not yet completely identical with the truth itself. The Muslim stands much closer to the truth than the servant of Baal or Molech, and yet Muhammad stood infinitely far from the truth.”—Abraham Kuyper, Common Grace Vol. I

A Crumb of Chreia

[A chreia is an ancient Greek rhetorical exercise, in which a student was required to expand on a well-known saying or action of a famous person by using certain methods or "headings." This one was composed for a rhetoric course final.]


Quintilian wrote that “Everybody prefers to have learned rather then to learn!” (Institutio Oratoria III.1)
This is a trustworthy saying, for Quintilian was not only a practitioner of rhetoric, but one of its great teachers; his entire work is dedicated to nothing else than the instruction and formation of a perfect orator. That is too immense a topic to praise here, but surely we can honor him for this bare bit of insight, spilled out(almost carelessly) from the great storehouse of his wisdom.
For he is saying that what students have already mastered is very hard to replace with later instruction, even if what they have learned originally is faulty or incomplete. The cause of this is not difficult to determine, since it lives in every man’s experience.
Who does not remember agonizing over some approaching final exam in his school days, knowing that mountains of effort and rivers of sweat had been used up in trying to anchor the needed facts in the memory? Every student knows that learning is tough, and often tedious. The raw clay of the mind is being pressed into a different mold; when it finally emerges bright, shining, and ready to be displayed to others, there is a genuine pride in the achievement.
But then another rushes up, secure in his own superior learning, and attacks the hard-won treasure with words of scorn! “They were poorly instructed, they were wrongly taught, they should instead listen to a newcomer and begin again.” Even if the newcomer is right and everything he says is as true as the face of God, the one being instructed instantly revolts. Admitting this new point means that all previous effort has been vain. Not only this, but it means he must own up to being wrong—worse, being a deceived fool in the presence of someone who knew even more about a subject. Pride, embarrassment, and anger combine to stifle the humility of confessing error.
On the contrary, a man who can be convinced of his own faults is rare—he has disciplined his wayward emotions and is prepared to do whatever needs to be done to arrive, not at mere knowledge, but at truth. What teacher would not travel many miles to find such a student? The very rarity of those who prefer to learn contributes to their worth, compared to those who prefer to have learned.
This saying proves that labor is hard and men are proud, and that once they have mined a bit of knowledge for themselves they are reluctant to throw it away, even if it is proved that what they clutch is nothing more than fool’s gold.
Consider with what reluctance Quintilian admits in a few places that he had changed some positions on pedagogy since his younger days! Here the one doing the correcting is not even another, but his own older, wiser self—the one person every human being on the earth will proclaim incontestably superior to who he used to be. And yet he is reluctant to admit even an improvement in his system before the sharp eyes of others, and defends his change of course with many reasons and proofs; afraid of appearing weak and inconstant as the wind.
Therefore, as Solomon has written, Wisdom calls to her children: “Hear instruction, and be wise, and refuse it not.” He joins his testimony to the orator’s: refusal to learn is not the path of the wise few. It is instead the path of the mulish multitude—but the pride of the foolish blinds them to which road they are traveling, leaving them in the dark even while they claim sight.
With all this in mind, it is quite clear that Quintilian has given us a great and memorable saying of education. May we always keep it as something we are learning rather than have learned.