It's that time again--time to revel in the hasty misspelling, the overlooked word, or the unconscious alteration. Not to mention a few good old fashioned instances of ignorance...
“In my opinion the writer obviously tried to make the point of Roland being a brave worrier with strength and might.”
“Solomon was led astray by his desire to worship idles.”“She has climbed great and risky hills and braved some deranged and treacherous rivers.”
“The Apocrypha was written in Greek because the land it was written in was concurred by Alexander."
“Shakespeare wrote in iambic pintometer.”
“Promises to futile lords were what the entire economy was built on.”
“In the Medical Catholic Church, the Bible was kept in Latin.”
“Fabian Tactics are a form of Gorilla Warfare where instead of attacking your enemy head on, you wear them down.”
“The Jewish Temple furnishings were carved into the Archer Titus.”
(Or, alternatively) “The Temple furnishings can still be seen on the italics.”
“The Pax Romana was a piece of Rome."
And my personal favorite from last year, as an honorable mention:
In answer to the question, “What was the name of the famous speech Cicero delivered against Mark Antony?” a Canadian student answered, “The 2nd Amendment.”
